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| Ronald "Boobie" McIntyre. |
Now Boobie (I like that name.. did you have that nickname before you met a woman?), ran into some small debt problems. The debt problem was that he owed close to $6,000 dollars for back child support (lets be fair… it was $5,979.66). The Government tends to get a little grumpy when you decide not to support your own spawn, so a few of the fine officers from Chicago went to pay Mr. Boobie a visit.
A woman owning the apartment (please note it was on the third story) told the officers that Mr. Boobie was not there and even invited them in to search her home. An innocent little child had indicated for the police to look out the window. There, three stories below, lay Mr. Boobie.
Mr. Boobie apparently decided to do some sort of ninja/superhero/mentally-impaired kind of escape. He jumped from the window, planning on making a gazelle-like sprint to freedom. Instead, he found that the soft grass he landed on was covering a concrete slab. Far from gazelle-like, Mr. Boobie continued to try to escape by crawling along on broken legs.
The police were unable to get to the gimpy Boobie, because of a locked gate. It did not stop them as they simply handcuffed Boobie to the gate and waited for maintenance to unlock the gate. He was taken to the hospital to undergo treatment for compound fractures to both legs.
Mr. Boobie has 21 assault convictions, 39 obstruction of justice convictions, and 20 convictions of invasion of privacy, according to the sheriff's office. His recent run in with the police and his previous convictions have given him a prize spot on our list and a rating of 3.5 out of 5 crutches. He now has medical bills AND child support to pay.
The moral of this story:
“Even if you jump out the window to escape child support, Mother Nature will break your legs and you will still just be a boob.”
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