When A Princess Attacks

Cinderella is a beautiful Disney character, featured in movies and even has children songs. Who can forget the classic..



Cinderella, dressed in yella, went downstairs to kiss a fella. Made a mistake and almost hacked off some chicks arm, with a hatchet and narrowly missing her month old child, while trying to rip off a purse... How many charges will she face?...




Yeah, that's right. The years have not been good to poor Cinder... In fact, you could say she no longer resembles that darling princess...

Meet Cinderella Lavine, 31, of Gulfport Florida and Waste of Humanity feature of today. Cinderella, with a six year old daughter in tow, attacked a woman after exiting a Pinellas Suncoast Transit Authority bus. Not just attacked, but attacked with a hatchet, according to the St. Petersburg Times. 

The hatchet wielding hag struck the victim, a mother holding an infant, on the shoulder. Cinderella barely missed the woman's infant before trying to snag the victim's purse. That's right she attacked a woman, holding an infant, with her own six year old daughter present, with many witnesses to steal a purse (Arrest Report).

She was apprehended, after fleeing the scene. She was searched and they found the hatchet, two steak knives, a clawed hammer and a glass slipper. She claimed these items were for self defense. After her arrest she was able to slip out of the handcuffs and tried to escape from the back of the cruiser. Apparently there was no prince charming to whisk her away, because she was quickly re-handcuffed.

Because she is not just a psycho, but tried to kill her victim, almost struck an infant and she had her own daughter with her, Cinderella has been rated 3 out of 5 psycho mouse ears.