Brandon Smith, Giving Smith's a Bad Name

Watchers of the Waste, "Smith" is a very common name and often has a bad reputation as being a fake name given to hotel desk clerks. Brandon Smith is our newest resident of the Wastes. Despite his apparent love for computers and being a bad guy he should not be mistaken for Agent Smith, from "The Matrix." To Clarify...

Agent Smith (left)= Kick ass bad guy/ Brandon Smith= Pathetic waste of humanity/ Will Smith= Completely Unrelated

Now that we are familiar with the different Smiths, lets focus on Brandon. As I said, he loves computers and loves being a bad guy. So, combining both loves he decided to rip off someone's iPad and ended up ripping off far more than the latest apple product. Smith,20, had tried to steal an iPad from 59 year old Bill Jordan. The problem was the iPad was in a bag, the string from the bag was wrapped around Jordan's left pinky finger and was badly mangled and part of it had to be amputated. This led to Brandon Smith to have third-degree assault added to a robbery charge. Mr. Brandon Smith has a history with the police, as his arrest report shows. He was out committing more robberies, all while on parole. In one, he kicked a man in the face and broke the victim's jaw.

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Denver police intercepted a letter from Mr. Smith to someone on the outside. Here are some of the snippets from his letter.

“You get this done!and I go on anything I’ll rob a bank if you want me too. Just do this for your boy and I got you for sure. You know how we do it,” Smith wrote.  “That’s the address, so handle it A.S.A.P.”  “I really need this otherwise it’s a wrap!! If you do this, case is dropped.”

I suppose he may have forgotten about the video's, still frames, and eye witnesses. So he moved from thug to stupid fuck.

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Mr. Smith did offer out an apology to the victim.

"I was really bad on drugs. I was taking heroine and speed," Smith said.
"I'm sorry for whatever, and for him losing his finger. That's awful from just a theft. That's a bad theft gone wrong, you know what I'm saying."

Not only is Mr. Smith a pathetic thief, he earns his Waste of Humanity title with every headline he makes while in jail. Even on a good day, will never be as cool as Agent Smith and there will never be a Brandon Smith Action Figure. This is kind of tragic, since even Will Smith has one.