Hester the Molester

The world is full of sick bastards and John K. Hester is one of them. Please welcome the newest recruit to the Wastes, 47 year-old, from San Tan Valley, Arizona. He was arrested for kissing young girls and lifting their shirts. Normally I am cautious about calling anyone a molester, it is one of the single most vile crimes I can think of. However, the "Neighborhood Grandpa" was feeling pervy with two sisters aged 8 and 5.

The victims told detectives that Hester had put his tongue in their mouths, lifted up their shirts, and kissed their stomachs. The victims were at Hester's residence, playing with his grandchildren. Again... normally I am reluctant to blast someone as a molester... but this sick son-of-a-bitch admitted it.

“I kissed the girls on the lips, and they must have ran back and told their dad, I messed up, I should not have kissed them.”

Sick ...

He gets 4 out of 5 bars of soap... hopefully he will drop them all several times. That way his cell mate can help him get in touch with his feminine side.