Captain Wiener Got an Eyefull

People that know me, know I am really an open minded person. I've been involved with groups where you really have to accept people or at least be polite and tolerant. Now that I've said that... These next two Wanderers of the Wastes may be changing my opinion on this.

Matthew Rayfield, 43, and Diane Orosz, 47, were busted, in the buff, having sex behind a vacant house in Pompano Beach, Florida. While this may seem private, the back of the house faced the Intracoastal Waterway. Their sexual stint in the sunshine was witnessed by many vessels that were passing by the, rather unfortunate, incident. Authorities were notified.

Enter Captain Wiener, (not like that you perverts) Captain Wiener of the Broward County Sheriff’s Office. According to the officer’s report, Rayfield was spotted with a “full penile erection” (hurray for Mr. Rayfield) and Orosz was “leaning over forward with her vagina exposed.” The couple said that they were “celebrating their anniversary.”

So why are these two here in the Wastes? Because I got to say Captain Wiener, vagina, and penile erection all in one story. That and… lets face it… there are some things you just DON’T want to see when you are out on your boat.

The thought of these two playing 'hide the salami'  in the back yard may kill the sex drive of many Watchers of the Wastes. Dreadmuse assumes no responsibility for loss of affection, erection, or lunch.