Vice Principle Blames a Virus for Pervy Messages

There are creepy people everywhere. Some of them give us a bad feeling when we pass by, while others make us wonder if humanity should go on (like Lindsay Lohan). There are others still that make our flesh crawl...

This Justin Bieber wanna be freak is the latest addition to the wastes. Not simply because of his hair, beady eyes, or pervy grin. When I see this picture, my brain cannot help escape thinking "Pedo"..

Meet Charles Hurst, the vice principal at Pennbrook Middle School in the North Penn School District in North Wales, Pa. Mr. Hurst had apparently taken interest in a teenage boy and is described by the teen's mother as a "Father Figure". Indeed Mr. Pedo Hust was a good friend to the boy. Hurst and the 13-year-old boy would spent many hours together and enjoy many adventures, including trips to the gym, skiing, 76ers games, provided him an allowance, and talks about masturbation.

Wait... What?

I know.. hard to believe that the gentleman on the left could be that creepy.. I mean look at that hair do.. and that grin... and... ewwww... He makes Michael Jackson seem masculine.

The teenager reported that their relationship started taking on an inappropriate nature when Mr. Hurst Creepy Pervert informed him how masturbation would make him feel "smarter and happy." Mr. Creepy should have also warned about blindness and unsightly palm hair as well.... just sayin'. His creepiness did not end there.

According to the teen, Mr. Charles "The Creep Master" Hurst would give him a dollar bonus on his allowance, if he told him about the times he masturbated. I know what all of you guys are thinking... "Where was he when we were teenagers, we would have been rich." He would also text the teen with such endearing comments as ...

"Remember ur week is run, [masturbate] and read in that order! Love you - goodnight!"
"No joke buddy. Those 3 things need to get done. Were u able to [masturbate] since u got back?"

Mr. Creepy Pervy had an explanation for such obscene text messages... his phone had a virus and sent those naughty messages... to that one child... It must have been the "Creepy-pedo-justin beiber" virus I have heard so much about. On the upside, Mr. Hurst was arrested and charged with  Endangering the Welfare of a Child, Corruption of Minors and Possession of Cocaine.

*Edit* Lady T had pointed out that he was even creepier than originally stated... (I know... how?)
"He also offered the teen money to masturbate and wanted to teach the teen's younger brother how to do it, the affidavit said."
Also, Hurst allegedly requested to see the victim's penis twice. Thanks Lady T... makes my skin crawl even more.