Grandma Nutter v.s. the Anti-Christ

We all have crazy relatives. You know the one that you don't want showing up for Thanksgiving? Yeah, that one. I remember my Great Uncle Dreadmuse used to strip nekkid and declare himself King of the Potato People.... but I digress....

Watchers of the Wastes, not everyone posted here are simply unfit for humanity, others are just completely effed in the head. Meet Grandma Clanton. Sandra Clanton is a 39 year old grandmother of an adorable 9 month old grandson.

 Grandma, Mom, and friend of the family were all together, with the little bundle of 9 month old joy. Seems like a fairly boring event. Well, Grandma went psycho on a biblical level. According to police Grandma set the child down next to the sink, then slammed his head on the counter and slashed his face with a butcher knife.


Luckily Mom and friend had time to bust Grandma Nutsy and get her away from the child. The police state that she tried to kill the child because it was the "Anti-Christ".... Yep, Grandma lost it on a biblical level. What ever happened to just pinching the baby's cheeks? The child is expected to make a full physical recovery... mentally could be a different story. It will make for some great stories around the holiday. " Hey Timmy, remember that time Grandma tried to kill you because you were the anti-christ?... yeah... good times... good times..."


On a more personal note, this woman was obviously psychotic... According to Mama Dreadmuse, I am the Anti-Christ. Damn 9 month old poser.... You can't usher in the Apocalypse while you are still wearing Huggies.