Ok, here is a great story about the "Wasted" of the Wastes. In Helena, Montana, a teen was looking to score a little weed, smoke, mary-j, wacky-weed, screw it... He wanted to buy some pot. Now I'm pretty open minded and ordinarily, a pot buy would not get someone listed as a resident of the Wastes. This moron sent the following text message "Hey Dawg, do you have a $20 I can buy right now?" Unfortunately, it did not reach the intended dealer, it went to Leo Dutton. Leo is a very fitting name for this Law Enforcement Officer of Lewis and Clark county.The obliging sheriff went ahead and set up the deal at a store where the teen and his friend said they would be. The boys (ages 15 and 16) did indeed show, eager to get their 'mellow' on. One even had his father, who had no idea of the deal the boys made. The sheriff knew he had the right bong toking boys, after calling the boy's phone number three times.
It is not just that these boys accidentally made a dope deal with a cop or that the cop was named Leo (Though the irony is killing me) that placed them here. It was the bust. *Que "Cops" theme song* As the detective showed the boys his badge, one of them fainted.
No citations issued, it seems the parents are more than willing to "handle" this privately.
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