Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Dude Where's my Bong?
While most people that wander the Waste are truly just disgusting lumps of flesh, there are others that earn the right to wander because of how Wasted they are. Matthew Hawley, 23, and Mark Fiasco, 23, of Bradenton, Florida are two such wanderers.
It all started with an innocent pull-over for a burned out license plate light...
Monday, October 11, 2010
Dear God, Let there be Karma
Trenton, Michigan
An ongoing feud between neighbors has taken a turn that gets one set of neighbors listed here, as a Waste of Humanity. They are lower than the typical denizen of the Wastes, because at least most of these people could be considered remotely human. So lets introduce these low-life-white-trash-victims-of-inbreeding, the Petkovs.
An ongoing feud between neighbors has taken a turn that gets one set of neighbors listed here, as a Waste of Humanity. They are lower than the typical denizen of the Wastes, because at least most of these people could be considered remotely human. So lets introduce these low-life-white-trash-victims-of-inbreeding, the Petkovs.
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Robert Maley doesn't suck, but his roommates do
Ok...I lied Robert kinda sucks too.. but not like his roommates. Welcome Watchers! While I normally bring you people who just churn stomachs and are truly the worst humanity has to offer, I wanted something a little more light. Enter Robert Maley and his roommates Aaron Homer and Amanda Williamson.
Now then... Lets set up the background story. Pheonix police are called to an apartment complex, where firefighters (responding to an unrelated call) heard something that sounded like gunfire. Police arrived at the apartment of Aaron and Amanda (See charming photo's to the left). The apartment and the occupants covered in blood. They reported that a roommate, one Robert Maley, had assaulted Amanda and Aaron stabbed him, while defending his squeeze. As heroic as that sounded... it apparently sounded too good to police. They knew something was not right.
This is where Robert comes in. Robert was located a few blocks away, bleeding from stab wounds to the arm. According to Robert, his roommates where into "Vampire stuff and paganism". Apparently Aaron and Amanda were able to sate their dark hunger with Robert's blood before, but he decided that he didn't want to do that again. Aaron decided that Robert had offended his religion (not sure what part of paganism involves drinking blood...) and stabbed him.
Ok... Now I'm all about Fetish.. and in some cases, vampire fetish is HOT.... judging from the mugshots of Aaron and Amanda.. I'm willing to reconsider my thought of how hot the vamp scene is. I really don't care if people think vamping is hot, cool, or whatever. They can drink blood, drink red cool-aid, drink red food dye...I don't care... But when they start talking about it being part of their faith or believe that they are descended from Vlad (or are Vlad the Impaler) I think we need to do something. As a concerned citizen, anyone who takes vampire fantasy to this extreme should have a wooden stake driven through their heart. Just to be sure.
So ... back on story... yes Aaron and Amanda got hauled off to jail... so did Robert, who had warrants out for his arrest. That's right kids, this is what happens when rednecks want to be vampires...
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| Aaron Homer and Amanda Williamson |
Now then... Lets set up the background story. Pheonix police are called to an apartment complex, where firefighters (responding to an unrelated call) heard something that sounded like gunfire. Police arrived at the apartment of Aaron and Amanda (See charming photo's to the left). The apartment and the occupants covered in blood. They reported that a roommate, one Robert Maley, had assaulted Amanda and Aaron stabbed him, while defending his squeeze. As heroic as that sounded... it apparently sounded too good to police. They knew something was not right.
This is where Robert comes in. Robert was located a few blocks away, bleeding from stab wounds to the arm. According to Robert, his roommates where into "Vampire stuff and paganism". Apparently Aaron and Amanda were able to sate their dark hunger with Robert's blood before, but he decided that he didn't want to do that again. Aaron decided that Robert had offended his religion (not sure what part of paganism involves drinking blood...) and stabbed him.
Ok... Now I'm all about Fetish.. and in some cases, vampire fetish is HOT.... judging from the mugshots of Aaron and Amanda.. I'm willing to reconsider my thought of how hot the vamp scene is. I really don't care if people think vamping is hot, cool, or whatever. They can drink blood, drink red cool-aid, drink red food dye...I don't care... But when they start talking about it being part of their faith or believe that they are descended from Vlad (or are Vlad the Impaler) I think we need to do something. As a concerned citizen, anyone who takes vampire fantasy to this extreme should have a wooden stake driven through their heart. Just to be sure.
So ... back on story... yes Aaron and Amanda got hauled off to jail... so did Robert, who had warrants out for his arrest. That's right kids, this is what happens when rednecks want to be vampires...
Thursday, October 7, 2010
We are up on Facebook
We signed up with the evil empire of Facebook... Find us there, like us, love us, become one of us....
or The Creepy Watcher of the Wastes Girl will wipe a booger on you...
or The Creepy Watcher of the Wastes Girl will wipe a booger on you...
Mother Plots to Impregnate Daughter. Wait...WHAT?
This headline read like some sort of twisted trailer-park porn and I just can't look away from such a train wreck. So lets see who the latest Mom of the year nomination is for the Wastelands.
First of all, due to the law protecting the victim, the mother's name is not released. So we shall call her... psycho bitch...
Psycho, a 34 year old from Uniontown, Pa. could not have any children with her 42- year-old boyfriend, Dewayne Calloway. This made Psycho Bitch very sad... but she had a plan. In the dead of the night, in her sick little head... she had an idea. In the absence of many names and images... Dreadmuse theater would like to present a re-enactment.
First of all, due to the law protecting the victim, the mother's name is not released. So we shall call her... psycho bitch...
Psycho, a 34 year old from Uniontown, Pa. could not have any children with her 42- year-old boyfriend, Dewayne Calloway. This made Psycho Bitch very sad... but she had a plan. In the dead of the night, in her sick little head... she had an idea. In the absence of many names and images... Dreadmuse theater would like to present a re-enactment.
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Joshua Stephenson: Truthful Tourettes Saves Court Time
Welcome Waste Watchers! Again out of Lubbock, Texas we have an addition to the Wastes. Joshua P. Stephens, 21, was standing trial for the rape of an 87-year-old woman back in January 2010. The wheels of justice seemed to be going along at the normal snails pace. Prosecutors and defense attorneys were settling in for a nice long fight. Then something amazing happened.....
Joshua stood up at the beginning of the trial and said, "I'm Guilty."
A shocked defense, prosecutor, and judge immediately started the sentencing phase of the trial. What a guy! He saved the tax payers money and cleared up some time for other cases. But before we give this scumbag an award, lets make sure we understand what he did.
He raped an 87 year-old woman. A mother of seven children, 16 grand children, and 10 great grand children. He tried to use the victim's debit card at a bank. One tipster was a friend of this scumbag's sister. She took the stand stating the sister had sent her text messages that her brother was involved in the crime. The victim told jurors that she was glad it happened to her and not someone younger, because she won't have long to live with those memories. That line got me a bit misty eyed and increased my hate for this piece of crap exponentially. Personally Grandma... I hope you live a long life and that your love for your great grandchildren, grandchildren, friends, and family let your mind forget about this stain on the underwear of humanity.
Unfortunately, this douche-bag faces 5 years probation up to life in prison. Let's choose life, shall we kids? Lets choose life in the nastiest, roughest, don't-drop-the-soap prison possible. Maybe he'll have a few more outbreaks of his "Tourette's" and say things like "I like rough anal" or "I want to be your bitch"... that way... our boy here can enjoy many, many years of living with the memory of Bubba doing to him, what he did to this woman.
Thanks Josh for speeding things along, I'll be sending Bubba a carton of smokes so that he can buy you as soon as you go to the big house. Have fun, douche-bag.
Joshua stood up at the beginning of the trial and said, "I'm Guilty."
A shocked defense, prosecutor, and judge immediately started the sentencing phase of the trial. What a guy! He saved the tax payers money and cleared up some time for other cases. But before we give this scumbag an award, lets make sure we understand what he did.
He raped an 87 year-old woman. A mother of seven children, 16 grand children, and 10 great grand children. He tried to use the victim's debit card at a bank. One tipster was a friend of this scumbag's sister. She took the stand stating the sister had sent her text messages that her brother was involved in the crime. The victim told jurors that she was glad it happened to her and not someone younger, because she won't have long to live with those memories. That line got me a bit misty eyed and increased my hate for this piece of crap exponentially. Personally Grandma... I hope you live a long life and that your love for your great grandchildren, grandchildren, friends, and family let your mind forget about this stain on the underwear of humanity.
Unfortunately, this douche-bag faces 5 years probation up to life in prison. Let's choose life, shall we kids? Lets choose life in the nastiest, roughest, don't-drop-the-soap prison possible. Maybe he'll have a few more outbreaks of his "Tourette's" and say things like "I like rough anal" or "I want to be your bitch"... that way... our boy here can enjoy many, many years of living with the memory of Bubba doing to him, what he did to this woman.
Thanks Josh for speeding things along, I'll be sending Bubba a carton of smokes so that he can buy you as soon as you go to the big house. Have fun, douche-bag.
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Amanda Fain: Facing Possible Murder Charges Another Mom of the Year
God knows that children can be frustrating. I have more gray hairs, sleepless nights, and brain busting stress than I have ever thought possible. Little Dreadmuse's are a handful and I wouldn't change it one bit. Frustration is as much a part of parenting as being frustrating is part of being a child. Now, lets welcome the latest Mother of the Wastes, Amanda Fain.
Amanda Fain is a 21 year-old mother of four from Lubbock, TX. She is a poster child for kids not having kids. Her oldest son is 4 years old, her youngest is a mere 6 months. That's right my Waste Watchers, that is one per year, since the age of 17 (Lets hear it for white trash teens!). The youngest is the focus of our story and the reason why this woman is here.
On September 28, operators at 911 received a call from the family home, stating that the infant was gasping for air. The child was taken to Plains Regional Medical Center, stabilized, and then flown to Lubbock hospital children's division. Staff reported that the child “coded” (Meaning died) Thursday and was resuscitated but had “minimal probability” of survival. What the doctors discovered is why this waste of a mother is here.
Doctors identified extensive injuries that took place over the course of several weeks. These injuries included; bruising on his head, torso, face, arms, legs and feet, human bite marks, burn marks on his shoulder, stomach and groin area, cuts and abrasions and a broken leg, healing neck fractures and internal bleeding beneath the skull.
Police Capt. Patrick Whitney stated there was probable cause to question the "mother" about the injuries, although, they could not find any motive for her to harm her child (Seriously is there a motive for something like this? Did the 6-month-old threaten to cut her or blow her head off?). Police showed Fain 11 photos of the injuries, during a police interview. She was able to explain each of the injuries and explained that she felt "Overwhelmed" with the children crying, and put him to bed "harder than usual". To explain the bite mark on the child she said she didn't realize how hard she had bit his toe.
Seriously?! WTF?!
Her oldest son reported to police that all the children bit and hit each other and his mother had hurt the youngest in the past by hitting the infant with several different objects. The children have been taken from the Mother and are in state custody.
There is so much wrong with this, that it is impossible to begin. This woman should have kept her legs closed rather than deal with the 'stress' of being a parent. From the sounds of it... a single mom... I really wonder how much of a State Leech this trash was. If there is any justice, the child will be ok.. and mom will spend time (lots of it) in prison. Maybe some woman will be "overwhelmed" with her and do her children and society a favor.
Dear Amanda,
Die
Hugs and kisses,
The Dreadmuse
Amanda Fain is a 21 year-old mother of four from Lubbock, TX. She is a poster child for kids not having kids. Her oldest son is 4 years old, her youngest is a mere 6 months. That's right my Waste Watchers, that is one per year, since the age of 17 (Lets hear it for white trash teens!). The youngest is the focus of our story and the reason why this woman is here.
On September 28, operators at 911 received a call from the family home, stating that the infant was gasping for air. The child was taken to Plains Regional Medical Center, stabilized, and then flown to Lubbock hospital children's division. Staff reported that the child “coded” (Meaning died) Thursday and was resuscitated but had “minimal probability” of survival. What the doctors discovered is why this waste of a mother is here.
Doctors identified extensive injuries that took place over the course of several weeks. These injuries included; bruising on his head, torso, face, arms, legs and feet, human bite marks, burn marks on his shoulder, stomach and groin area, cuts and abrasions and a broken leg, healing neck fractures and internal bleeding beneath the skull.
Police Capt. Patrick Whitney stated there was probable cause to question the "mother" about the injuries, although, they could not find any motive for her to harm her child (Seriously is there a motive for something like this? Did the 6-month-old threaten to cut her or blow her head off?). Police showed Fain 11 photos of the injuries, during a police interview. She was able to explain each of the injuries and explained that she felt "Overwhelmed" with the children crying, and put him to bed "harder than usual". To explain the bite mark on the child she said she didn't realize how hard she had bit his toe.
Seriously?! WTF?!
Her oldest son reported to police that all the children bit and hit each other and his mother had hurt the youngest in the past by hitting the infant with several different objects. The children have been taken from the Mother and are in state custody.
There is so much wrong with this, that it is impossible to begin. This woman should have kept her legs closed rather than deal with the 'stress' of being a parent. From the sounds of it... a single mom... I really wonder how much of a State Leech this trash was. If there is any justice, the child will be ok.. and mom will spend time (lots of it) in prison. Maybe some woman will be "overwhelmed" with her and do her children and society a favor.
Dear Amanda,
Die
Hugs and kisses,
The Dreadmuse
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