Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Joshua Stephenson: Truthful Tourettes Saves Court Time

Welcome Waste Watchers! Again out of Lubbock, Texas we have an addition to the Wastes. Joshua P. Stephens, 21, was standing trial for the rape of an 87-year-old woman back in January 2010. The wheels of justice seemed to be going along at the normal snails pace. Prosecutors and defense attorneys were settling in for a nice long fight. Then something amazing happened.....


Joshua stood up at the beginning of the trial and said, "I'm Guilty."
A shocked defense, prosecutor, and judge immediately started the sentencing phase of the trial. What a guy! He saved the tax payers money and cleared up some time for other cases. But before we give this scumbag an award, lets make sure we understand what he did.


 He raped an 87 year-old woman. A mother of seven children, 16 grand children, and 10 great grand children. He tried to use the victim's debit card at a bank. One tipster was a friend of this scumbag's sister. She took the stand stating the sister had sent her text messages that her brother was involved in the crime. The victim told jurors that she was glad it happened to her and not someone younger, because she won't have long to live with those memories. That line got me a bit misty eyed and increased my hate for this piece of crap exponentially. Personally Grandma... I hope you live a long life and that your love for your great grandchildren, grandchildren, friends, and family let your mind forget about this stain on the underwear of humanity.

Unfortunately, this douche-bag faces 5 years probation up to life in prison. Let's choose life, shall we kids? Lets choose life in the nastiest, roughest, don't-drop-the-soap prison possible. Maybe he'll have a few more outbreaks of his "Tourette's" and say things like "I like rough anal" or "I want to be your bitch"... that way... our boy here can enjoy many, many years of living with the memory of Bubba doing to him, what he did to this woman.

Thanks Josh for speeding things along, I'll be sending Bubba a carton of smokes so that he can buy you as soon as you go to the big house. Have fun, douche-bag.

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