Mother Plots to Impregnate Daughter. Wait...WHAT?

This headline read like some sort of twisted trailer-park porn and I just can't look away from such a train wreck. So lets see who the latest Mom of the year nomination is for the Wastelands.

First of all, due to the law protecting the victim, the mother's name is not released. So we shall call her... psycho bitch...

Psycho, a 34 year old from Uniontown, Pa. could not have any children with her 42- year-old boyfriend, Dewayne Calloway. This made Psycho Bitch very sad... but she had a plan. In the dead of the night, in her sick little head... she had an idea. In the absence of many names and images... Dreadmuse theater would like to present a re-enactment.



Scene: Cut away to a lonely little trailer, lopsided because one tire is missing. In the background, Dueling banjo's is heard above the sounds of crickets and crushed beer cans (Pabst Blue Ribbon, of course).
Psycho Bitch:"Dewayne, yeeehawww... I gots it! How bout you knock up my 13-year-old daughter! Then she can has our baby!"
Dewayne:" Pumpkin that thar is a great idea! I've been wantin, ta tap that since we met in the Pig callin' festival and you was drunk and passed out in the porta-potty."
Ensue mad-passionate-toothless kissing.

Something went horribly wrong. When Psycho told her daughter of the plan, the girl said "no"... I'll assume that it was more like "Heeeeelllll No!"


Scene: Cut to tiny kitchen nook, Momma Psycho upset and crying, while Dewayne draws stick pictures with boobs on it.
Psycho Bitch: "Baby, I got's an idear! How bout we get my 13-year-old daughter completely messed up, then you can be all pervy when she is all done passed da hell out!"
Dewayne: "Darlin' That's jus' bout the finest idea I ever heard. She can't even laugh about my 2 inch dickie ifn' she don't member it! Thanks fer lettin me rape yer daughter."
Ensue mad-passionate-toothless kissing

And so the plot was made... and Psycho Momma tried her best. The daughter stated that alcohol and sleeping pills were mixed into her tea and soda. Dewayne tried to sexually assault the daughter, but the daughter woke up and was able to get away.

Psycho Mom has plead guilty to the plot, while Dewayne and his attorney claim he is innocent. The defense attorney and Dewayne then ensued mad-passionate-toothless kissing.

For those of you thinking I am making fun of people that live in trailer parks or are Red-necks.... no... I am making fun of trailer park red necks that try to have their boyfriend rape their teenage daughter. If you are part of the later and feel slighted in the least... Die...