Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Dude Where's my Bong?

While most people that wander the Waste are truly just disgusting lumps of flesh, there are others that earn the right to wander because of how Wasted they are. Matthew Hawley, 23, and Mark Fiasco, 23, of Bradenton, Florida are two such wanderers.
It all started with an innocent pull-over for a burned out license plate light...

During this routine stop, police searched the car and found 30 grams of marijuana. When interviewed by police, Fiasco admitted to not only knowing there was dope in the car, but he planned to "Smoke the shit out of it." before it was discovered by police. I know the feeling dude, what a bummer getting busted with the bud. Now it is not just that you would admit to the criminal charge of possession with intent for use, that could place you here. No no no... it is when you thank the arresting officer for finding your bong.

It was not just any bong though. The bong was lost 7 years prior. The Doped up Duo had bought the bong for $150 dollars and promptly lost it. I'm sure the judge will be touched by the reunion of Dopers and bong.







Intense sadness gave way to immediate joy however when the officer found a prized marijuana bong that reportedly went missing 7 years ago when the men were just entering high school.

Fiasco admitted to knowing about the marijuana, telling officers that he planned to "smoke the shit out of" the pot before it was discovered by police. He went on to thank the officer, stating that he was "pleased" the bong had been found.

Hawley explained that the bong had been purchased for $150 about 7 years ago. When the bong turned up missing, both men just assumed it had likely been stolen by a room mate.

Hawley was booked into the Manatee County Jail on charges of felony drug possession and possession with intent to use.

The bong was tested for marijuana residue, however the test was inconclusive.

Fiasco was booked into jail on charges of drug possession, possession with intent to use and failing to report a change of address..

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