Robert Maley doesn't suck, but his roommates do

Ok...I lied Robert kinda sucks too.. but not like his roommates. Welcome Watchers! While I normally bring you people who just churn stomachs and are truly the worst humanity has to offer, I wanted something a little more light. Enter Robert Maley and his roommates Aaron Homer and Amanda Williamson.

Aaron Homer and Amanda Williamson

Now then... Lets set up the background story. Pheonix police are called to an apartment complex, where firefighters (responding to an unrelated call) heard something that sounded like gunfire. Police arrived at the apartment of Aaron and Amanda (See charming photo's to the left). The apartment and the occupants covered in blood. They reported that a roommate, one Robert Maley, had assaulted Amanda and Aaron stabbed him, while defending his squeeze. As heroic as that sounded... it apparently sounded too good to police. They knew something was not right.

This is where Robert comes in. Robert was located a few blocks away, bleeding from stab wounds to the arm. According to Robert, his roommates where into "Vampire stuff and paganism". Apparently Aaron and Amanda were able to sate their dark hunger with Robert's blood before, but he decided that he didn't want to do that again. Aaron decided that Robert had offended his religion (not sure what part of paganism involves drinking blood...) and stabbed him.

Ok... Now I'm all about Fetish.. and in some cases, vampire fetish is HOT.... judging from the mugshots of Aaron and Amanda.. I'm willing to reconsider my thought of how hot the vamp scene is. I really don't care if people think vamping is hot, cool, or whatever. They can drink blood, drink red cool-aid, drink red food dye...I don't care... But when they start talking about it being part of their faith or believe that they are descended from Vlad (or are Vlad the Impaler) I think we need to do something. As a concerned citizen, anyone who takes vampire fantasy to this extreme should have a wooden stake driven through their heart. Just to be sure.


So ... back on story... yes Aaron and Amanda got hauled off to jail... so did Robert, who had warrants out for his arrest. That's right kids, this is what happens when rednecks want to be vampires...