This headline read like some sort of twisted trailer-park porn and I just can't look away from such a train wreck. So lets see who the latest Mom of the year nomination is for the Wastelands.
First of all, due to the law protecting the victim, the mother's name is not released. So we shall call her... psycho bitch...
Psycho, a 34 year old from Uniontown, Pa. could not have any children with her 42- year-old boyfriend, Dewayne Calloway. This made Psycho Bitch very sad... but she had a plan. In the dead of the night, in her sick little head... she had an idea. In the absence of many names and images... Dreadmuse theater would like to present a re-enactment.
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Joshua Stephenson: Truthful Tourettes Saves Court Time
Welcome Waste Watchers! Again out of Lubbock, Texas we have an addition to the Wastes. Joshua P. Stephens, 21, was standing trial for the rape of an 87-year-old woman back in January 2010. The wheels of justice seemed to be going along at the normal snails pace. Prosecutors and defense attorneys were settling in for a nice long fight. Then something amazing happened.....
Joshua stood up at the beginning of the trial and said, "I'm Guilty."
A shocked defense, prosecutor, and judge immediately started the sentencing phase of the trial. What a guy! He saved the tax payers money and cleared up some time for other cases. But before we give this scumbag an award, lets make sure we understand what he did.
He raped an 87 year-old woman. A mother of seven children, 16 grand children, and 10 great grand children. He tried to use the victim's debit card at a bank. One tipster was a friend of this scumbag's sister. She took the stand stating the sister had sent her text messages that her brother was involved in the crime. The victim told jurors that she was glad it happened to her and not someone younger, because she won't have long to live with those memories. That line got me a bit misty eyed and increased my hate for this piece of crap exponentially. Personally Grandma... I hope you live a long life and that your love for your great grandchildren, grandchildren, friends, and family let your mind forget about this stain on the underwear of humanity.
Unfortunately, this douche-bag faces 5 years probation up to life in prison. Let's choose life, shall we kids? Lets choose life in the nastiest, roughest, don't-drop-the-soap prison possible. Maybe he'll have a few more outbreaks of his "Tourette's" and say things like "I like rough anal" or "I want to be your bitch"... that way... our boy here can enjoy many, many years of living with the memory of Bubba doing to him, what he did to this woman.
Thanks Josh for speeding things along, I'll be sending Bubba a carton of smokes so that he can buy you as soon as you go to the big house. Have fun, douche-bag.
Joshua stood up at the beginning of the trial and said, "I'm Guilty."
A shocked defense, prosecutor, and judge immediately started the sentencing phase of the trial. What a guy! He saved the tax payers money and cleared up some time for other cases. But before we give this scumbag an award, lets make sure we understand what he did.
He raped an 87 year-old woman. A mother of seven children, 16 grand children, and 10 great grand children. He tried to use the victim's debit card at a bank. One tipster was a friend of this scumbag's sister. She took the stand stating the sister had sent her text messages that her brother was involved in the crime. The victim told jurors that she was glad it happened to her and not someone younger, because she won't have long to live with those memories. That line got me a bit misty eyed and increased my hate for this piece of crap exponentially. Personally Grandma... I hope you live a long life and that your love for your great grandchildren, grandchildren, friends, and family let your mind forget about this stain on the underwear of humanity.
Unfortunately, this douche-bag faces 5 years probation up to life in prison. Let's choose life, shall we kids? Lets choose life in the nastiest, roughest, don't-drop-the-soap prison possible. Maybe he'll have a few more outbreaks of his "Tourette's" and say things like "I like rough anal" or "I want to be your bitch"... that way... our boy here can enjoy many, many years of living with the memory of Bubba doing to him, what he did to this woman.
Thanks Josh for speeding things along, I'll be sending Bubba a carton of smokes so that he can buy you as soon as you go to the big house. Have fun, douche-bag.
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Amanda Fain: Facing Possible Murder Charges Another Mom of the Year
God knows that children can be frustrating. I have more gray hairs, sleepless nights, and brain busting stress than I have ever thought possible. Little Dreadmuse's are a handful and I wouldn't change it one bit. Frustration is as much a part of parenting as being frustrating is part of being a child. Now, lets welcome the latest Mother of the Wastes, Amanda Fain.
Amanda Fain is a 21 year-old mother of four from Lubbock, TX. She is a poster child for kids not having kids. Her oldest son is 4 years old, her youngest is a mere 6 months. That's right my Waste Watchers, that is one per year, since the age of 17 (Lets hear it for white trash teens!). The youngest is the focus of our story and the reason why this woman is here.
On September 28, operators at 911 received a call from the family home, stating that the infant was gasping for air. The child was taken to Plains Regional Medical Center, stabilized, and then flown to Lubbock hospital children's division. Staff reported that the child “coded” (Meaning died) Thursday and was resuscitated but had “minimal probability” of survival. What the doctors discovered is why this waste of a mother is here.
Doctors identified extensive injuries that took place over the course of several weeks. These injuries included; bruising on his head, torso, face, arms, legs and feet, human bite marks, burn marks on his shoulder, stomach and groin area, cuts and abrasions and a broken leg, healing neck fractures and internal bleeding beneath the skull.
Police Capt. Patrick Whitney stated there was probable cause to question the "mother" about the injuries, although, they could not find any motive for her to harm her child (Seriously is there a motive for something like this? Did the 6-month-old threaten to cut her or blow her head off?). Police showed Fain 11 photos of the injuries, during a police interview. She was able to explain each of the injuries and explained that she felt "Overwhelmed" with the children crying, and put him to bed "harder than usual". To explain the bite mark on the child she said she didn't realize how hard she had bit his toe.
Seriously?! WTF?!
Her oldest son reported to police that all the children bit and hit each other and his mother had hurt the youngest in the past by hitting the infant with several different objects. The children have been taken from the Mother and are in state custody.
There is so much wrong with this, that it is impossible to begin. This woman should have kept her legs closed rather than deal with the 'stress' of being a parent. From the sounds of it... a single mom... I really wonder how much of a State Leech this trash was. If there is any justice, the child will be ok.. and mom will spend time (lots of it) in prison. Maybe some woman will be "overwhelmed" with her and do her children and society a favor.
Dear Amanda,
Die
Hugs and kisses,
The Dreadmuse
Amanda Fain is a 21 year-old mother of four from Lubbock, TX. She is a poster child for kids not having kids. Her oldest son is 4 years old, her youngest is a mere 6 months. That's right my Waste Watchers, that is one per year, since the age of 17 (Lets hear it for white trash teens!). The youngest is the focus of our story and the reason why this woman is here.
On September 28, operators at 911 received a call from the family home, stating that the infant was gasping for air. The child was taken to Plains Regional Medical Center, stabilized, and then flown to Lubbock hospital children's division. Staff reported that the child “coded” (Meaning died) Thursday and was resuscitated but had “minimal probability” of survival. What the doctors discovered is why this waste of a mother is here.
Doctors identified extensive injuries that took place over the course of several weeks. These injuries included; bruising on his head, torso, face, arms, legs and feet, human bite marks, burn marks on his shoulder, stomach and groin area, cuts and abrasions and a broken leg, healing neck fractures and internal bleeding beneath the skull.
Police Capt. Patrick Whitney stated there was probable cause to question the "mother" about the injuries, although, they could not find any motive for her to harm her child (Seriously is there a motive for something like this? Did the 6-month-old threaten to cut her or blow her head off?). Police showed Fain 11 photos of the injuries, during a police interview. She was able to explain each of the injuries and explained that she felt "Overwhelmed" with the children crying, and put him to bed "harder than usual". To explain the bite mark on the child she said she didn't realize how hard she had bit his toe.
Seriously?! WTF?!
Her oldest son reported to police that all the children bit and hit each other and his mother had hurt the youngest in the past by hitting the infant with several different objects. The children have been taken from the Mother and are in state custody.
There is so much wrong with this, that it is impossible to begin. This woman should have kept her legs closed rather than deal with the 'stress' of being a parent. From the sounds of it... a single mom... I really wonder how much of a State Leech this trash was. If there is any justice, the child will be ok.. and mom will spend time (lots of it) in prison. Maybe some woman will be "overwhelmed" with her and do her children and society a favor.
Dear Amanda,
Die
Hugs and kisses,
The Dreadmuse
Monday, September 27, 2010
Vice Principle Blames a Virus for Pervy Messages
There are creepy people everywhere. Some of them give us a bad feeling when we pass by, while others make us wonder if humanity should go on (like Lindsay Lohan). There are others still that make our flesh crawl...
This Justin Bieber wanna be freak is the latest addition to the wastes. Not simply because of his hair, beady eyes, or pervy grin. When I see this picture, my brain cannot help escape thinking "Pedo"..
Meet Charles Hurst, the vice principal at Pennbrook Middle School in the North Penn School District in North Wales, Pa. Mr. Hurst had apparently taken interest in a teenage boy and is described by the teen's mother as a "Father Figure". Indeed Mr.Pedo Hust was a good friend to the boy. Hurst and the 13-year-old boy would spent many hours together and enjoy many adventures, including trips to the gym, skiing, 76ers games, provided him an allowance, and talks about masturbation.
Wait... What?
I know.. hard to believe that the gentleman on the left could be that creepy.. I mean look at that hair do.. and that grin... and... ewwww... He makes Michael Jackson seem masculine.
The teenager reported that their relationship started taking on an inappropriate nature when Mr.Hurst Creepy Pervert informed him how masturbation would make him feel "smarter and happy." Mr. Creepy should have also warned about blindness and unsightly palm hair as well.... just sayin'. His creepiness did not end there.
According to the teen, Mr. Charles "The Creep Master" Hurst would give him a dollar bonus on his allowance, if he told him about the times he masturbated. I know what all of you guys are thinking... "Where was he when we were teenagers, we would have been rich." He would also text the teen with such endearing comments as ...
*Edit* Lady T had pointed out that he was even creepier than originally stated... (I know... how?)
"He also offered the teen money to masturbate and wanted to teach the teen's younger brother how to do it, the affidavit said."
Also, Hurst allegedly requested to see the victim's penis twice. Thanks Lady T... makes my skin crawl even more.
Meet Charles Hurst, the vice principal at Pennbrook Middle School in the North Penn School District in North Wales, Pa. Mr. Hurst had apparently taken interest in a teenage boy and is described by the teen's mother as a "Father Figure". Indeed Mr.
Wait... What?
I know.. hard to believe that the gentleman on the left could be that creepy.. I mean look at that hair do.. and that grin... and... ewwww... He makes Michael Jackson seem masculine.
The teenager reported that their relationship started taking on an inappropriate nature when Mr.
According to the teen, Mr. Charles "The Creep Master" Hurst would give him a dollar bonus on his allowance, if he told him about the times he masturbated. I know what all of you guys are thinking... "Where was he when we were teenagers, we would have been rich." He would also text the teen with such endearing comments as ...
"Remember ur week is run, [masturbate] and read in that order! Love you - goodnight!"Mr. Creepy Pervy had an explanation for such obscene text messages... his phone had a virus and sent those naughty messages... to that one child... It must have been the "Creepy-pedo-justin beiber" virus I have heard so much about. On the upside, Mr. Hurst was arrested and charged with Endangering the Welfare of a Child, Corruption of Minors and Possession of Cocaine.
"No joke buddy. Those 3 things need to get done. Were u able to [masturbate] since u got back?"
*Edit* Lady T had pointed out that he was even creepier than originally stated... (I know... how?)
"He also offered the teen money to masturbate and wanted to teach the teen's younger brother how to do it, the affidavit said."
Also, Hurst allegedly requested to see the victim's penis twice. Thanks Lady T... makes my skin crawl even more.
Grandma Nutter v.s. the Anti-Christ
We all have crazy relatives. You know the one that you don't want showing up for Thanksgiving? Yeah, that one. I remember my Great Uncle Dreadmuse used to strip nekkid and declare himself King of the Potato People.... but I digress....
Watchers of the Wastes, not everyone posted here are simply unfit for humanity, others are just completely effed in the head. Meet Grandma Clanton. Sandra Clanton is a 39 year old grandmother of an adorable 9 month old grandson.
Grandma, Mom, and friend of the family were all together, with the little bundle of 9 month old joy. Seems like a fairly boring event. Well, Grandma went psycho on a biblical level. According to police Grandma set the child down next to the sink, then slammed his head on the counter and slashed his face with a butcher knife.
Luckily Mom and friend had time to bust Grandma Nutsy and get her away from the child. The police state that she tried to kill the child because it was the "Anti-Christ".... Yep, Grandma lost it on a biblical level. What ever happened to just pinching the baby's cheeks? The child is expected to make a full physical recovery... mentally could be a different story. It will make for some great stories around the holiday. " Hey Timmy, remember that time Grandma tried to kill you because you were the anti-christ?... yeah... good times... good times..."
On a more personal note, this woman was obviously psychotic... According to Mama Dreadmuse, I am the Anti-Christ. Damn 9 month old poser.... You can't usher in the Apocalypse while you are still wearing Huggies.
Watchers of the Wastes, not everyone posted here are simply unfit for humanity, others are just completely effed in the head. Meet Grandma Clanton. Sandra Clanton is a 39 year old grandmother of an adorable 9 month old grandson.
Luckily Mom and friend had time to bust Grandma Nutsy and get her away from the child. The police state that she tried to kill the child because it was the "Anti-Christ".... Yep, Grandma lost it on a biblical level. What ever happened to just pinching the baby's cheeks? The child is expected to make a full physical recovery... mentally could be a different story. It will make for some great stories around the holiday. " Hey Timmy, remember that time Grandma tried to kill you because you were the anti-christ?... yeah... good times... good times..."
On a more personal note, this woman was obviously psychotic... According to Mama Dreadmuse, I am the Anti-Christ. Damn 9 month old poser.... You can't usher in the Apocalypse while you are still wearing Huggies.
Friday, September 3, 2010
Captain Wiener Got an Eyefull
People that know me, know I am really an open minded person. I've been involved with groups where you really have to accept people or at least be polite and tolerant. Now that I've said that... These next two Wanderers of the Wastes may be changing my opinion on this.
Matthew Rayfield, 43, and Diane Orosz, 47, were busted, in the buff, having sex behind a vacant house in Pompano Beach, Florida. While this may seem private, the back of the house faced the Intracoastal Waterway. Their sexual stint in the sunshine was witnessed by many vessels that were passing by the, rather unfortunate, incident. Authorities were notified.
Enter Captain Wiener, (not like that you perverts) Captain Wiener of the Broward County Sheriff’s Office. According to the officer’s report, Rayfield was spotted with a “full penile erection” (hurray for Mr. Rayfield) and Orosz was “leaning over forward with her vagina exposed.” The couple said that they were “celebrating their anniversary.”
So why are these two here in the Wastes? Because I got to say Captain Wiener, vagina, and penile erection all in one story. That and… lets face it… there are some things you just DON’T want to see when you are out on your boat.
The thought of these two playing 'hide the salami' in the back yard may kill the sex drive of many Watchers of the Wastes. Dreadmuse assumes no responsibility for loss of affection, erection, or lunch.
Matthew Rayfield, 43, and Diane Orosz, 47, were busted, in the buff, having sex behind a vacant house in Pompano Beach, Florida. While this may seem private, the back of the house faced the Intracoastal Waterway. Their sexual stint in the sunshine was witnessed by many vessels that were passing by the, rather unfortunate, incident. Authorities were notified.
Enter Captain Wiener, (not like that you perverts) Captain Wiener of the Broward County Sheriff’s Office. According to the officer’s report, Rayfield was spotted with a “full penile erection” (hurray for Mr. Rayfield) and Orosz was “leaning over forward with her vagina exposed.” The couple said that they were “celebrating their anniversary.”
So why are these two here in the Wastes? Because I got to say Captain Wiener, vagina, and penile erection all in one story. That and… lets face it… there are some things you just DON’T want to see when you are out on your boat.
The thought of these two playing 'hide the salami' in the back yard may kill the sex drive of many Watchers of the Wastes. Dreadmuse assumes no responsibility for loss of affection, erection, or lunch.
Weed, not for the Faint of Heart
Ok, here is a great story about the "Wasted" of the Wastes. In Helena, Montana, a teen was looking to score a little weed, smoke, mary-j, wacky-weed, screw it... He wanted to buy some pot. Now I'm pretty open minded and ordinarily, a pot buy would not get someone listed as a resident of the Wastes. This moron sent the following text message "Hey Dawg, do you have a $20 I can buy right now?" Unfortunately, it did not reach the intended dealer, it went to Leo Dutton. Leo is a very fitting name for this Law Enforcement Officer of Lewis and Clark county.The obliging sheriff went ahead and set up the deal at a store where the teen and his friend said they would be. The boys (ages 15 and 16) did indeed show, eager to get their 'mellow' on. One even had his father, who had no idea of the deal the boys made. The sheriff knew he had the right bong toking boys, after calling the boy's phone number three times.
It is not just that these boys accidentally made a dope deal with a cop or that the cop was named Leo (Though the irony is killing me) that placed them here. It was the bust. *Que "Cops" theme song* As the detective showed the boys his badge, one of them fainted.
No citations issued, it seems the parents are more than willing to "handle" this privately.
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