Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Dude Where's my Bong?
While most people that wander the Waste are truly just disgusting lumps of flesh, there are others that earn the right to wander because of how Wasted they are. Matthew Hawley, 23, and Mark Fiasco, 23, of Bradenton, Florida are two such wanderers.
It all started with an innocent pull-over for a burned out license plate light...
Monday, October 11, 2010
Dear God, Let there be Karma
Trenton, Michigan
An ongoing feud between neighbors has taken a turn that gets one set of neighbors listed here, as a Waste of Humanity. They are lower than the typical denizen of the Wastes, because at least most of these people could be considered remotely human. So lets introduce these low-life-white-trash-victims-of-inbreeding, the Petkovs.
An ongoing feud between neighbors has taken a turn that gets one set of neighbors listed here, as a Waste of Humanity. They are lower than the typical denizen of the Wastes, because at least most of these people could be considered remotely human. So lets introduce these low-life-white-trash-victims-of-inbreeding, the Petkovs.
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Robert Maley doesn't suck, but his roommates do
Ok...I lied Robert kinda sucks too.. but not like his roommates. Welcome Watchers! While I normally bring you people who just churn stomachs and are truly the worst humanity has to offer, I wanted something a little more light. Enter Robert Maley and his roommates Aaron Homer and Amanda Williamson.
Now then... Lets set up the background story. Pheonix police are called to an apartment complex, where firefighters (responding to an unrelated call) heard something that sounded like gunfire. Police arrived at the apartment of Aaron and Amanda (See charming photo's to the left). The apartment and the occupants covered in blood. They reported that a roommate, one Robert Maley, had assaulted Amanda and Aaron stabbed him, while defending his squeeze. As heroic as that sounded... it apparently sounded too good to police. They knew something was not right.
This is where Robert comes in. Robert was located a few blocks away, bleeding from stab wounds to the arm. According to Robert, his roommates where into "Vampire stuff and paganism". Apparently Aaron and Amanda were able to sate their dark hunger with Robert's blood before, but he decided that he didn't want to do that again. Aaron decided that Robert had offended his religion (not sure what part of paganism involves drinking blood...) and stabbed him.
Ok... Now I'm all about Fetish.. and in some cases, vampire fetish is HOT.... judging from the mugshots of Aaron and Amanda.. I'm willing to reconsider my thought of how hot the vamp scene is. I really don't care if people think vamping is hot, cool, or whatever. They can drink blood, drink red cool-aid, drink red food dye...I don't care... But when they start talking about it being part of their faith or believe that they are descended from Vlad (or are Vlad the Impaler) I think we need to do something. As a concerned citizen, anyone who takes vampire fantasy to this extreme should have a wooden stake driven through their heart. Just to be sure.
So ... back on story... yes Aaron and Amanda got hauled off to jail... so did Robert, who had warrants out for his arrest. That's right kids, this is what happens when rednecks want to be vampires...
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| Aaron Homer and Amanda Williamson |
Now then... Lets set up the background story. Pheonix police are called to an apartment complex, where firefighters (responding to an unrelated call) heard something that sounded like gunfire. Police arrived at the apartment of Aaron and Amanda (See charming photo's to the left). The apartment and the occupants covered in blood. They reported that a roommate, one Robert Maley, had assaulted Amanda and Aaron stabbed him, while defending his squeeze. As heroic as that sounded... it apparently sounded too good to police. They knew something was not right.
This is where Robert comes in. Robert was located a few blocks away, bleeding from stab wounds to the arm. According to Robert, his roommates where into "Vampire stuff and paganism". Apparently Aaron and Amanda were able to sate their dark hunger with Robert's blood before, but he decided that he didn't want to do that again. Aaron decided that Robert had offended his religion (not sure what part of paganism involves drinking blood...) and stabbed him.
Ok... Now I'm all about Fetish.. and in some cases, vampire fetish is HOT.... judging from the mugshots of Aaron and Amanda.. I'm willing to reconsider my thought of how hot the vamp scene is. I really don't care if people think vamping is hot, cool, or whatever. They can drink blood, drink red cool-aid, drink red food dye...I don't care... But when they start talking about it being part of their faith or believe that they are descended from Vlad (or are Vlad the Impaler) I think we need to do something. As a concerned citizen, anyone who takes vampire fantasy to this extreme should have a wooden stake driven through their heart. Just to be sure.
So ... back on story... yes Aaron and Amanda got hauled off to jail... so did Robert, who had warrants out for his arrest. That's right kids, this is what happens when rednecks want to be vampires...
Thursday, October 7, 2010
We are up on Facebook
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or The Creepy Watcher of the Wastes Girl will wipe a booger on you...
or The Creepy Watcher of the Wastes Girl will wipe a booger on you...
Mother Plots to Impregnate Daughter. Wait...WHAT?
This headline read like some sort of twisted trailer-park porn and I just can't look away from such a train wreck. So lets see who the latest Mom of the year nomination is for the Wastelands.
First of all, due to the law protecting the victim, the mother's name is not released. So we shall call her... psycho bitch...
Psycho, a 34 year old from Uniontown, Pa. could not have any children with her 42- year-old boyfriend, Dewayne Calloway. This made Psycho Bitch very sad... but she had a plan. In the dead of the night, in her sick little head... she had an idea. In the absence of many names and images... Dreadmuse theater would like to present a re-enactment.
First of all, due to the law protecting the victim, the mother's name is not released. So we shall call her... psycho bitch...
Psycho, a 34 year old from Uniontown, Pa. could not have any children with her 42- year-old boyfriend, Dewayne Calloway. This made Psycho Bitch very sad... but she had a plan. In the dead of the night, in her sick little head... she had an idea. In the absence of many names and images... Dreadmuse theater would like to present a re-enactment.
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Joshua Stephenson: Truthful Tourettes Saves Court Time
Welcome Waste Watchers! Again out of Lubbock, Texas we have an addition to the Wastes. Joshua P. Stephens, 21, was standing trial for the rape of an 87-year-old woman back in January 2010. The wheels of justice seemed to be going along at the normal snails pace. Prosecutors and defense attorneys were settling in for a nice long fight. Then something amazing happened.....
Joshua stood up at the beginning of the trial and said, "I'm Guilty."
A shocked defense, prosecutor, and judge immediately started the sentencing phase of the trial. What a guy! He saved the tax payers money and cleared up some time for other cases. But before we give this scumbag an award, lets make sure we understand what he did.
He raped an 87 year-old woman. A mother of seven children, 16 grand children, and 10 great grand children. He tried to use the victim's debit card at a bank. One tipster was a friend of this scumbag's sister. She took the stand stating the sister had sent her text messages that her brother was involved in the crime. The victim told jurors that she was glad it happened to her and not someone younger, because she won't have long to live with those memories. That line got me a bit misty eyed and increased my hate for this piece of crap exponentially. Personally Grandma... I hope you live a long life and that your love for your great grandchildren, grandchildren, friends, and family let your mind forget about this stain on the underwear of humanity.
Unfortunately, this douche-bag faces 5 years probation up to life in prison. Let's choose life, shall we kids? Lets choose life in the nastiest, roughest, don't-drop-the-soap prison possible. Maybe he'll have a few more outbreaks of his "Tourette's" and say things like "I like rough anal" or "I want to be your bitch"... that way... our boy here can enjoy many, many years of living with the memory of Bubba doing to him, what he did to this woman.
Thanks Josh for speeding things along, I'll be sending Bubba a carton of smokes so that he can buy you as soon as you go to the big house. Have fun, douche-bag.
Joshua stood up at the beginning of the trial and said, "I'm Guilty."
A shocked defense, prosecutor, and judge immediately started the sentencing phase of the trial. What a guy! He saved the tax payers money and cleared up some time for other cases. But before we give this scumbag an award, lets make sure we understand what he did.
He raped an 87 year-old woman. A mother of seven children, 16 grand children, and 10 great grand children. He tried to use the victim's debit card at a bank. One tipster was a friend of this scumbag's sister. She took the stand stating the sister had sent her text messages that her brother was involved in the crime. The victim told jurors that she was glad it happened to her and not someone younger, because she won't have long to live with those memories. That line got me a bit misty eyed and increased my hate for this piece of crap exponentially. Personally Grandma... I hope you live a long life and that your love for your great grandchildren, grandchildren, friends, and family let your mind forget about this stain on the underwear of humanity.
Unfortunately, this douche-bag faces 5 years probation up to life in prison. Let's choose life, shall we kids? Lets choose life in the nastiest, roughest, don't-drop-the-soap prison possible. Maybe he'll have a few more outbreaks of his "Tourette's" and say things like "I like rough anal" or "I want to be your bitch"... that way... our boy here can enjoy many, many years of living with the memory of Bubba doing to him, what he did to this woman.
Thanks Josh for speeding things along, I'll be sending Bubba a carton of smokes so that he can buy you as soon as you go to the big house. Have fun, douche-bag.
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Amanda Fain: Facing Possible Murder Charges Another Mom of the Year
God knows that children can be frustrating. I have more gray hairs, sleepless nights, and brain busting stress than I have ever thought possible. Little Dreadmuse's are a handful and I wouldn't change it one bit. Frustration is as much a part of parenting as being frustrating is part of being a child. Now, lets welcome the latest Mother of the Wastes, Amanda Fain.
Amanda Fain is a 21 year-old mother of four from Lubbock, TX. She is a poster child for kids not having kids. Her oldest son is 4 years old, her youngest is a mere 6 months. That's right my Waste Watchers, that is one per year, since the age of 17 (Lets hear it for white trash teens!). The youngest is the focus of our story and the reason why this woman is here.
On September 28, operators at 911 received a call from the family home, stating that the infant was gasping for air. The child was taken to Plains Regional Medical Center, stabilized, and then flown to Lubbock hospital children's division. Staff reported that the child “coded” (Meaning died) Thursday and was resuscitated but had “minimal probability” of survival. What the doctors discovered is why this waste of a mother is here.
Doctors identified extensive injuries that took place over the course of several weeks. These injuries included; bruising on his head, torso, face, arms, legs and feet, human bite marks, burn marks on his shoulder, stomach and groin area, cuts and abrasions and a broken leg, healing neck fractures and internal bleeding beneath the skull.
Police Capt. Patrick Whitney stated there was probable cause to question the "mother" about the injuries, although, they could not find any motive for her to harm her child (Seriously is there a motive for something like this? Did the 6-month-old threaten to cut her or blow her head off?). Police showed Fain 11 photos of the injuries, during a police interview. She was able to explain each of the injuries and explained that she felt "Overwhelmed" with the children crying, and put him to bed "harder than usual". To explain the bite mark on the child she said she didn't realize how hard she had bit his toe.
Seriously?! WTF?!
Her oldest son reported to police that all the children bit and hit each other and his mother had hurt the youngest in the past by hitting the infant with several different objects. The children have been taken from the Mother and are in state custody.
There is so much wrong with this, that it is impossible to begin. This woman should have kept her legs closed rather than deal with the 'stress' of being a parent. From the sounds of it... a single mom... I really wonder how much of a State Leech this trash was. If there is any justice, the child will be ok.. and mom will spend time (lots of it) in prison. Maybe some woman will be "overwhelmed" with her and do her children and society a favor.
Dear Amanda,
Die
Hugs and kisses,
The Dreadmuse
Amanda Fain is a 21 year-old mother of four from Lubbock, TX. She is a poster child for kids not having kids. Her oldest son is 4 years old, her youngest is a mere 6 months. That's right my Waste Watchers, that is one per year, since the age of 17 (Lets hear it for white trash teens!). The youngest is the focus of our story and the reason why this woman is here.
On September 28, operators at 911 received a call from the family home, stating that the infant was gasping for air. The child was taken to Plains Regional Medical Center, stabilized, and then flown to Lubbock hospital children's division. Staff reported that the child “coded” (Meaning died) Thursday and was resuscitated but had “minimal probability” of survival. What the doctors discovered is why this waste of a mother is here.
Doctors identified extensive injuries that took place over the course of several weeks. These injuries included; bruising on his head, torso, face, arms, legs and feet, human bite marks, burn marks on his shoulder, stomach and groin area, cuts and abrasions and a broken leg, healing neck fractures and internal bleeding beneath the skull.
Police Capt. Patrick Whitney stated there was probable cause to question the "mother" about the injuries, although, they could not find any motive for her to harm her child (Seriously is there a motive for something like this? Did the 6-month-old threaten to cut her or blow her head off?). Police showed Fain 11 photos of the injuries, during a police interview. She was able to explain each of the injuries and explained that she felt "Overwhelmed" with the children crying, and put him to bed "harder than usual". To explain the bite mark on the child she said she didn't realize how hard she had bit his toe.
Seriously?! WTF?!
Her oldest son reported to police that all the children bit and hit each other and his mother had hurt the youngest in the past by hitting the infant with several different objects. The children have been taken from the Mother and are in state custody.
There is so much wrong with this, that it is impossible to begin. This woman should have kept her legs closed rather than deal with the 'stress' of being a parent. From the sounds of it... a single mom... I really wonder how much of a State Leech this trash was. If there is any justice, the child will be ok.. and mom will spend time (lots of it) in prison. Maybe some woman will be "overwhelmed" with her and do her children and society a favor.
Dear Amanda,
Die
Hugs and kisses,
The Dreadmuse
Monday, September 27, 2010
Vice Principle Blames a Virus for Pervy Messages
There are creepy people everywhere. Some of them give us a bad feeling when we pass by, while others make us wonder if humanity should go on (like Lindsay Lohan). There are others still that make our flesh crawl...
This Justin Bieber wanna be freak is the latest addition to the wastes. Not simply because of his hair, beady eyes, or pervy grin. When I see this picture, my brain cannot help escape thinking "Pedo"..
Meet Charles Hurst, the vice principal at Pennbrook Middle School in the North Penn School District in North Wales, Pa. Mr. Hurst had apparently taken interest in a teenage boy and is described by the teen's mother as a "Father Figure". Indeed Mr.Pedo Hust was a good friend to the boy. Hurst and the 13-year-old boy would spent many hours together and enjoy many adventures, including trips to the gym, skiing, 76ers games, provided him an allowance, and talks about masturbation.
Wait... What?
I know.. hard to believe that the gentleman on the left could be that creepy.. I mean look at that hair do.. and that grin... and... ewwww... He makes Michael Jackson seem masculine.
The teenager reported that their relationship started taking on an inappropriate nature when Mr.Hurst Creepy Pervert informed him how masturbation would make him feel "smarter and happy." Mr. Creepy should have also warned about blindness and unsightly palm hair as well.... just sayin'. His creepiness did not end there.
According to the teen, Mr. Charles "The Creep Master" Hurst would give him a dollar bonus on his allowance, if he told him about the times he masturbated. I know what all of you guys are thinking... "Where was he when we were teenagers, we would have been rich." He would also text the teen with such endearing comments as ...
*Edit* Lady T had pointed out that he was even creepier than originally stated... (I know... how?)
"He also offered the teen money to masturbate and wanted to teach the teen's younger brother how to do it, the affidavit said."
Also, Hurst allegedly requested to see the victim's penis twice. Thanks Lady T... makes my skin crawl even more.
Meet Charles Hurst, the vice principal at Pennbrook Middle School in the North Penn School District in North Wales, Pa. Mr. Hurst had apparently taken interest in a teenage boy and is described by the teen's mother as a "Father Figure". Indeed Mr.
Wait... What?
I know.. hard to believe that the gentleman on the left could be that creepy.. I mean look at that hair do.. and that grin... and... ewwww... He makes Michael Jackson seem masculine.
The teenager reported that their relationship started taking on an inappropriate nature when Mr.
According to the teen, Mr. Charles "The Creep Master" Hurst would give him a dollar bonus on his allowance, if he told him about the times he masturbated. I know what all of you guys are thinking... "Where was he when we were teenagers, we would have been rich." He would also text the teen with such endearing comments as ...
"Remember ur week is run, [masturbate] and read in that order! Love you - goodnight!"Mr. Creepy Pervy had an explanation for such obscene text messages... his phone had a virus and sent those naughty messages... to that one child... It must have been the "Creepy-pedo-justin beiber" virus I have heard so much about. On the upside, Mr. Hurst was arrested and charged with Endangering the Welfare of a Child, Corruption of Minors and Possession of Cocaine.
"No joke buddy. Those 3 things need to get done. Were u able to [masturbate] since u got back?"
*Edit* Lady T had pointed out that he was even creepier than originally stated... (I know... how?)
"He also offered the teen money to masturbate and wanted to teach the teen's younger brother how to do it, the affidavit said."
Also, Hurst allegedly requested to see the victim's penis twice. Thanks Lady T... makes my skin crawl even more.
Grandma Nutter v.s. the Anti-Christ
We all have crazy relatives. You know the one that you don't want showing up for Thanksgiving? Yeah, that one. I remember my Great Uncle Dreadmuse used to strip nekkid and declare himself King of the Potato People.... but I digress....
Watchers of the Wastes, not everyone posted here are simply unfit for humanity, others are just completely effed in the head. Meet Grandma Clanton. Sandra Clanton is a 39 year old grandmother of an adorable 9 month old grandson.
Grandma, Mom, and friend of the family were all together, with the little bundle of 9 month old joy. Seems like a fairly boring event. Well, Grandma went psycho on a biblical level. According to police Grandma set the child down next to the sink, then slammed his head on the counter and slashed his face with a butcher knife.
Luckily Mom and friend had time to bust Grandma Nutsy and get her away from the child. The police state that she tried to kill the child because it was the "Anti-Christ".... Yep, Grandma lost it on a biblical level. What ever happened to just pinching the baby's cheeks? The child is expected to make a full physical recovery... mentally could be a different story. It will make for some great stories around the holiday. " Hey Timmy, remember that time Grandma tried to kill you because you were the anti-christ?... yeah... good times... good times..."
On a more personal note, this woman was obviously psychotic... According to Mama Dreadmuse, I am the Anti-Christ. Damn 9 month old poser.... You can't usher in the Apocalypse while you are still wearing Huggies.
Watchers of the Wastes, not everyone posted here are simply unfit for humanity, others are just completely effed in the head. Meet Grandma Clanton. Sandra Clanton is a 39 year old grandmother of an adorable 9 month old grandson.
Luckily Mom and friend had time to bust Grandma Nutsy and get her away from the child. The police state that she tried to kill the child because it was the "Anti-Christ".... Yep, Grandma lost it on a biblical level. What ever happened to just pinching the baby's cheeks? The child is expected to make a full physical recovery... mentally could be a different story. It will make for some great stories around the holiday. " Hey Timmy, remember that time Grandma tried to kill you because you were the anti-christ?... yeah... good times... good times..."
On a more personal note, this woman was obviously psychotic... According to Mama Dreadmuse, I am the Anti-Christ. Damn 9 month old poser.... You can't usher in the Apocalypse while you are still wearing Huggies.
Friday, September 3, 2010
Captain Wiener Got an Eyefull
People that know me, know I am really an open minded person. I've been involved with groups where you really have to accept people or at least be polite and tolerant. Now that I've said that... These next two Wanderers of the Wastes may be changing my opinion on this.
Matthew Rayfield, 43, and Diane Orosz, 47, were busted, in the buff, having sex behind a vacant house in Pompano Beach, Florida. While this may seem private, the back of the house faced the Intracoastal Waterway. Their sexual stint in the sunshine was witnessed by many vessels that were passing by the, rather unfortunate, incident. Authorities were notified.
Enter Captain Wiener, (not like that you perverts) Captain Wiener of the Broward County Sheriff’s Office. According to the officer’s report, Rayfield was spotted with a “full penile erection” (hurray for Mr. Rayfield) and Orosz was “leaning over forward with her vagina exposed.” The couple said that they were “celebrating their anniversary.”
So why are these two here in the Wastes? Because I got to say Captain Wiener, vagina, and penile erection all in one story. That and… lets face it… there are some things you just DON’T want to see when you are out on your boat.
The thought of these two playing 'hide the salami' in the back yard may kill the sex drive of many Watchers of the Wastes. Dreadmuse assumes no responsibility for loss of affection, erection, or lunch.
Matthew Rayfield, 43, and Diane Orosz, 47, were busted, in the buff, having sex behind a vacant house in Pompano Beach, Florida. While this may seem private, the back of the house faced the Intracoastal Waterway. Their sexual stint in the sunshine was witnessed by many vessels that were passing by the, rather unfortunate, incident. Authorities were notified.
Enter Captain Wiener, (not like that you perverts) Captain Wiener of the Broward County Sheriff’s Office. According to the officer’s report, Rayfield was spotted with a “full penile erection” (hurray for Mr. Rayfield) and Orosz was “leaning over forward with her vagina exposed.” The couple said that they were “celebrating their anniversary.”
So why are these two here in the Wastes? Because I got to say Captain Wiener, vagina, and penile erection all in one story. That and… lets face it… there are some things you just DON’T want to see when you are out on your boat.
The thought of these two playing 'hide the salami' in the back yard may kill the sex drive of many Watchers of the Wastes. Dreadmuse assumes no responsibility for loss of affection, erection, or lunch.
Weed, not for the Faint of Heart
Ok, here is a great story about the "Wasted" of the Wastes. In Helena, Montana, a teen was looking to score a little weed, smoke, mary-j, wacky-weed, screw it... He wanted to buy some pot. Now I'm pretty open minded and ordinarily, a pot buy would not get someone listed as a resident of the Wastes. This moron sent the following text message "Hey Dawg, do you have a $20 I can buy right now?" Unfortunately, it did not reach the intended dealer, it went to Leo Dutton. Leo is a very fitting name for this Law Enforcement Officer of Lewis and Clark county.The obliging sheriff went ahead and set up the deal at a store where the teen and his friend said they would be. The boys (ages 15 and 16) did indeed show, eager to get their 'mellow' on. One even had his father, who had no idea of the deal the boys made. The sheriff knew he had the right bong toking boys, after calling the boy's phone number three times.
It is not just that these boys accidentally made a dope deal with a cop or that the cop was named Leo (Though the irony is killing me) that placed them here. It was the bust. *Que "Cops" theme song* As the detective showed the boys his badge, one of them fainted.
No citations issued, it seems the parents are more than willing to "handle" this privately.
Wednesday, August 25, 2010
Brandon Smith, Giving Smith's a Bad Name
Watchers of the Waste, "Smith" is a very common name and often has a bad reputation as being a fake name given to hotel desk clerks. Brandon Smith is our newest resident of the Wastes. Despite his apparent love for computers and being a bad guy he should not be mistaken for Agent Smith, from "The Matrix." To Clarify...
Now that we are familiar with the different Smiths, lets focus on Brandon. As I said, he loves computers and loves being a bad guy. So, combining both loves he decided to rip off someone's iPad and ended up ripping off far more than the latest apple product. Smith,20, had tried to steal an iPad from 59 year old Bill Jordan. The problem was the iPad was in a bag, the string from the bag was wrapped around Jordan's left pinky finger and was badly mangled and part of it had to be amputated. This led to Brandon Smith to have third-degree assault added to a robbery charge. Mr. Brandon Smith has a history with the police, as his arrest report shows. He was out committing more robberies, all while on parole. In one, he kicked a man in the face and broke the victim's jaw.
But Wait.. there's more...
Denver police intercepted a letter from Mr. Smith to someone on the outside. Here are some of the snippets from his letter.
But WAIT!!! There's more!!!
Mr. Smith did offer out an apology to the victim.
Not only is Mr. Smith a pathetic thief, he earns his Waste of Humanity title with every headline he makes while in jail. Even on a good day, will never be as cool as Agent Smith and there will never be a Brandon Smith Action Figure. This is kind of tragic, since even Will Smith has one.
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| Agent Smith (left)= Kick ass bad guy/ Brandon Smith= Pathetic waste of humanity/ Will Smith= Completely Unrelated |
But Wait.. there's more...
Denver police intercepted a letter from Mr. Smith to someone on the outside. Here are some of the snippets from his letter.
“You get this done!and I go on anything I’ll rob a bank if you want me too. Just do this for your boy and I got you for sure. You know how we do it,” Smith wrote. “That’s the address, so handle it A.S.A.P.” “I really need this otherwise it’s a wrap!! If you do this, case is dropped.”I suppose he may have forgotten about the video's, still frames, and eye witnesses. So he moved from thug to stupid fuck.
But WAIT!!! There's more!!!
Mr. Smith did offer out an apology to the victim.
"I was really bad on drugs. I was taking heroine and speed," Smith said.
"I'm sorry for whatever, and for him losing his finger. That's awful from just a theft. That's a bad theft gone wrong, you know what I'm saying."
Not only is Mr. Smith a pathetic thief, he earns his Waste of Humanity title with every headline he makes while in jail. Even on a good day, will never be as cool as Agent Smith and there will never be a Brandon Smith Action Figure. This is kind of tragic, since even Will Smith has one.
Friday, August 20, 2010
Hester the Molester
The victims told detectives that Hester had put his tongue in their mouths, lifted up their shirts, and kissed their stomachs. The victims were at Hester's residence, playing with his grandchildren. Again... normally I am reluctant to blast someone as a molester... but this sick son-of-a-bitch admitted it.
“I kissed the girls on the lips, and they must have ran back and told their dad, I messed up, I should not have kissed them.”Sick ...
He gets 4 out of 5 bars of soap... hopefully he will drop them all several times. That way his cell mate can help him get in touch with his feminine side.
When A Princess Attacks
Cinderella is a beautiful Disney character, featured in movies and even has children songs. Who can forget the classic..
Cinderella, dressed in yella, went downstairs to kiss a fella. Made a mistake and almost hacked off some chicks arm, with a hatchet and narrowly missing her month old child, while trying to rip off a purse... How many charges will she face?...
Yeah, that's right. The years have not been good to poor Cinder... In fact, you could say she no longer resembles that darling princess...
Meet Cinderella Lavine, 31, of Gulfport Florida and Waste of Humanity feature of today. Cinderella, with a six year old daughter in tow, attacked a woman after exiting a Pinellas Suncoast Transit Authority bus. Not just attacked, but attacked with a hatchet, according to the St. Petersburg Times.
The hatchet wielding hag struck the victim, a mother holding an infant, on the shoulder. Cinderella barely missed the woman's infant before trying to snag the victim's purse. That's right she attacked a woman, holding an infant, with her own six year old daughter present, with many witnesses to steal a purse (Arrest Report).
She was apprehended, after fleeing the scene. She was searched and they found the hatchet, two steak knives, a clawed hammerand a glass slipper. She claimed these items were for self defense. After her arrest she was able to slip out of the handcuffs and tried to escape from the back of the cruiser. Apparently there was no prince charming to whisk her away, because she was quickly re-handcuffed.
Because she is not just a psycho, but tried to kill her victim, almost struck an infant and she had her own daughter with her, Cinderella has been rated 3 out of 5 psycho mouse ears.
Cinderella, dressed in yella, went downstairs to kiss a fella. Made a mistake and almost hacked off some chicks arm, with a hatchet and narrowly missing her month old child, while trying to rip off a purse... How many charges will she face?...
Yeah, that's right. The years have not been good to poor Cinder... In fact, you could say she no longer resembles that darling princess...
The hatchet wielding hag struck the victim, a mother holding an infant, on the shoulder. Cinderella barely missed the woman's infant before trying to snag the victim's purse. That's right she attacked a woman, holding an infant, with her own six year old daughter present, with many witnesses to steal a purse (Arrest Report).
She was apprehended, after fleeing the scene. She was searched and they found the hatchet, two steak knives, a clawed hammer
Because she is not just a psycho, but tried to kill her victim, almost struck an infant and she had her own daughter with her, Cinderella has been rated 3 out of 5 psycho mouse ears.
Wednesday, August 18, 2010
David Ochoa Delgado: Burning Up the Wasteland
Alright, my little wanders of the Wastes it is time to bring up another piece of shit that I have absolutely no use for.
Meet David Ochoa Delgado of Austin, Texas
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Delgado is not a unique person. He is really nothing more than an arsonist and that is hardly worthy of being a waste of humanity. It is not the crime of arson that places him here, but this numb-nut's stupidity and his victim.
This 18 year old was throwing a party at his Silverdale apartment, on a Friday night. There were several complaints called in, due to the noise. An elderly woman had called in complaints about the loud music. Now I was a teenager before, but I always valued having a roof over my head enough to try to keep my neighbors happy.
Mr. David "The Match" Delgado, was witnessed by two residents walking over to the elderly woman's apartment, just after the party let out. 10 minutes later the witnesses saw David "The Pant-Load" Delgado walking away, with the elderly woman's cries of "Help me." not far behind.
This shit lit the woman's apartment door on fire, apparently because he had to. According to his Facebook page he, "“Had an awesome time. Did what I had to do. Old people nag ha, ha.” That's right, tard bragged about it on a social networking site.
Not that he cared, he fessed up to police without any concern. Too bad it wasn't followed by a post from a police officer, "Had an awesome time. Did what I had to do. Shoved a nightstick up some punks ass. ha ha.. good times."
Delgado was arrested and charged with arson, a first-degree felony. He’s being held on a $15,000 bond. I think this is a slap on the wrist, since his victim was elderly, he endangered the lives and property of all other tenants (including children) and is just a first rate ass-clown.
Meet David Ochoa Delgado of Austin, Texas
:
Delgado is not a unique person. He is really nothing more than an arsonist and that is hardly worthy of being a waste of humanity. It is not the crime of arson that places him here, but this numb-nut's stupidity and his victim.This 18 year old was throwing a party at his Silverdale apartment, on a Friday night. There were several complaints called in, due to the noise. An elderly woman had called in complaints about the loud music. Now I was a teenager before, but I always valued having a roof over my head enough to try to keep my neighbors happy.
Mr. David "The Match" Delgado, was witnessed by two residents walking over to the elderly woman's apartment, just after the party let out. 10 minutes later the witnesses saw David "The Pant-Load" Delgado walking away, with the elderly woman's cries of "Help me." not far behind.
This shit lit the woman's apartment door on fire, apparently because he had to. According to his Facebook page he, "“Had an awesome time. Did what I had to do. Old people nag ha, ha.” That's right, tard bragged about it on a social networking site.
Not that he cared, he fessed up to police without any concern. Too bad it wasn't followed by a post from a police officer, "Had an awesome time. Did what I had to do. Shoved a nightstick up some punks ass. ha ha.. good times."
Delgado was arrested and charged with arson, a first-degree felony. He’s being held on a $15,000 bond. I think this is a slap on the wrist, since his victim was elderly, he endangered the lives and property of all other tenants (including children) and is just a first rate ass-clown.
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
Polk County Pedophile Round Up
I have lived in Florida for over 14 years now and I have realized, there are a lot of sick people in this state. This is going to be a long post, my watchers of wasted humanity, but it is well worth it. Polk County conducted a four day long sting operation that targeted people seeking sex from kids. It is like a low budget “To Catch A Predator
” without the humor of Chris Hanson. Four days resulted in the arrest of fifteen men, between the ages of 18 – 67.
They all had one thing in common, responding to a Craig’s List add and showing up to a sting house where they thought they would have sex with a girl 8 – 14 years of age. Here is a list of the pervs and a little bit about them. Remember, these charming men are innocent until proven guilty, but I still would not recommend hiring them as a baby-sitter.
Brandon “Bosco” Cashen
Age: 31
Charges: 2 counts Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2), 1 count Use of a Computer to Seduce a Child (F-3), and 1 count Attempted Lewd and Lascivious Exhibition (F-3).
Brandon was a bit of a hero before showing up to have sex with a woman and her 8-year-old daughter. He was a man who rescued two men from a small airplane that crashed into power lines at the Dubsdread Golf Course
. Instead, Bosco is facing He also faces an irate Mrs. Cashen who stated, “he can rot in hell before I bond him out of jail.”
Kevin Scott
Age: 35
Charges: 1 count Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2), 1 count Possession of Alprazolam (F-3).
Kevin thought he was going to have sex with a 14-year-old girl. He planned ahead and threw a couple condoms
in his pocket, for when the moment was right. He may find that the moment will not be coming soon, according to Mrs. Scott, “I never want to see him again, I never want him to see our children again. I hope he stays in prison forever and you do everything to him that the law allows.”
Joshua Adam Hunt
Age: 19
Employed by: PlanTeen Recreation Center / Student
Charges: 1 count Lewd and Lascivious Exhibition (F-3)
According to the charges Josh wanted to have sex with a woman in the presence of children. I am open minded to all sorts of kink, but that one has me scratching my head. What I did find disturbing was that he worked with people aged 8 through 20 as an assistant karate instructor
. It is probably a good thing that Ninja boy is trained in self defense, since he is out on bond.
Jason Shulman
Age: 36
Charges: 1 count Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2).
Jason Was looking forward to a teenager threesome, with a woman and her 14 year-old niece. Before you just think of him as some sort of sick-o, he is old fashioned and wanted them to wear sundresses. Nothing is more wholesome than sundresses
(with nothing underneath). Jason was a cautious man and does not feel it is wise to go to a strangers home. Instead he wanted to meet at a convenience store. Convenient enough for officers to find him and arrest him. There is still no word if the officers were wearing sundresses.
Javier Alberto Diaz
Age: 23
Charges: 1 count Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2)
Javier, an employee of JetBlue Airline
, showed up ready for action. He had condoms in his pocket and was ready for take off. Unfortunately, for him, the trip had been abruptly detoured and landed him in the Polk County Jail. His one way ticket, purchased for going to meet someone he thought was 14 years old for sex. Bad flight plan, Javier. Even Bosco can’t save you on this one.
Robert Ferguson
Age: 23
Charges: 1 count Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2)
Another condom-toting pervert, all ready and raring to get it on with a 13 year-old girl. I imagine that it must really be difficult to explain a few condoms
in the pocket. Young, dumb and full of really bad ideas.
Tommy Dupre
Age: 33
Charges: 1 count Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2).
Talk about awkward, imagine opening the door expecting to see the 14 year-old girl you want to have sex with, instead it is a cop. More awkward still, imagine that the cop recognizes you as his child’s little league coach
. Instead of getting a home run, this coach struck out. Thankfully he didn’t even make it to first base with a child.
Donald Knuckles
Age: 68
Charges: 2 counts Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2); 1 count Using Computer to Seduce a Child (F-3); 1 count Lewd and Lascivious Exhibition (F-3).
Donald had a dream, something that he sought after his entire life. In his own words, "This is what I've waited a lifetime for. The opportunity to have sex with a 14-year-old girl and her mother." But he is not just some random pervert, he wanted the real deal. He wanted an ongoing relationship with the mother and daughter, not just some one night stand. He is a true romantic who only wanted to see the mother/daughter pair in see through lingerie
.
Dominick Overeem
Age: 51
Charges: 2 counts Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2); 1 count Using Computer to Seduce a Child (F-3); 1 count Attempted Lewd and Lascivious Exhibition (F-3); 1 count Assault With Deadly Weapon Without Intent to Kill (F-3).
Dominick seemed to have gotten stage fright. Perhaps it was performance anxiety. It happens sometimes. Apparently, Dominick was all worked up about having sex with a 14 year-old and their mother. He had sent e-mails and phone calls to set up the meeting, but when the undercover detective came out, as “Mom”, he sped away in his truck. As the charges show, he almost struck the officer as well. Next time… try Enzyte
, just like Smiling Bob
.
William Jackson
Age: 30
Charges: 2 counts Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2); 1 count Using Computer to Seduce a Child (F-3); 1 count Attempted Lewd and Lascivious Exhibition (F-3).
Willie spent some time, through email and phone calls, to set up a meeting with a 10 year-old girl. He showed up with candy bars
as a reward for the girl’s sexual activity. He wanted to “deflower” the child (such a nice word for rape). I’m sure it is entrapment, since the “parent” told him to bring the candy bar
… oh wait… no that’s showing intent. I’m sure someone in jail will play with his “fun-sized” Watchamacallit in prison.
Gregory Alan Archambault II
Age: 33
Charges: 1 count Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2)
Gregory, according to police statements, asked if he could shower with a 14 year-old girl. He had arranged to have sex with the girl as well. Now, before anyone says “That doesn’t mean he would have done anything.” He also shared with the nice undercover officer that when he was 16, he taught an 8-year-old girl how to have sex, and when he was 21, he taught a 12-year-old girl how to have sex. Perhaps these were through sex ed classes… but I doubt it. I’m sure there is some Bubba that is willing to educate him to the finer arts of prison lovin’.
Leon Brisson
Age: 44
Charges: 2 counts Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2); 1 count Using Computer to Seduce a Child (F-3); 1 count Attempted Lewd and Lascivious Exhibition (F-3).
Leon wanted to make sure that the mother and 14 year-old daughter duo was really going to be interested in him. So he took a graphic photo of himself and sent it to the undercover detectives. Leon is at least honest, he allegedly told detectives he was “here to have sex.” Well Leon, you are screwed.
Mark McClure
Age: 44
Charges: 2 counts Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2); 1 count Using Computer to Seduce a Child (F-3); 1 count Attempted Lewd and Lascivious Exhibition (F-3).
Mark is a party animal and he brought the party with him to the bust house. He was hoping for an all night fling with a 14 year-old girl and her mother. He even brought Vodka
and Red Bull
with him (whatever happened to wine
and roses
?) Party on Mark… Oh wait.. that’s right, you’re in jail.
Raymond Damon
Age: 43
Charges: 2 counts Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2); 1 count Using Computer to Seduce a Child (F-3); 1 count Attempted Lewd and Lascivious Exhibition (F-3); 1 count Resisting Arrest Without Violence (M-1).
According to police, Raymond was looking forward to a mother / daughter (13 year-old) three way action, requesting that the child wear hot pink lingerie
(seriously? Hot Pink? Give me your man card). Raymond explained that he was there to hook up with the mother, not the child and stated if the “mom” pushed the child on him, he would leave. Tell yourself whatever you need to Raymond… just keep telling yourself that.
Robert Chan
Age: 38
Charges: 2 counts Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2); 1 count Using Computer to Seduce a Child (F-3); 1 count Attempted Lewd and Lascivious Exhibition (F-3).
Robert is really just a man trying to reach out and educate children. He (allegedly) planned on teaching a 13 year-old girl how to perform sex acts. Of course, he was willing to sacrifice himself to make sure the child got the best education possible. He even brought a bag of skittles
as a reward. What an idiot, doesn’t he know that it is green M&M’s that turn the girls on?
” without the humor of Chris Hanson. Four days resulted in the arrest of fifteen men, between the ages of 18 – 67. They all had one thing in common, responding to a Craig’s List add and showing up to a sting house where they thought they would have sex with a girl 8 – 14 years of age. Here is a list of the pervs and a little bit about them. Remember, these charming men are innocent until proven guilty, but I still would not recommend hiring them as a baby-sitter.
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Age: 31
Charges: 2 counts Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2), 1 count Use of a Computer to Seduce a Child (F-3), and 1 count Attempted Lewd and Lascivious Exhibition (F-3).
Brandon was a bit of a hero before showing up to have sex with a woman and her 8-year-old daughter. He was a man who rescued two men from a small airplane that crashed into power lines at the Dubsdread Golf Course
. Instead, Bosco is facing He also faces an irate Mrs. Cashen who stated, “he can rot in hell before I bond him out of jail.”
Kevin ScottAge: 35
Charges: 1 count Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2), 1 count Possession of Alprazolam (F-3).
Kevin thought he was going to have sex with a 14-year-old girl. He planned ahead and threw a couple condoms
in his pocket, for when the moment was right. He may find that the moment will not be coming soon, according to Mrs. Scott, “I never want to see him again, I never want him to see our children again. I hope he stays in prison forever and you do everything to him that the law allows.”
Age: 19
Employed by: PlanTeen Recreation Center / Student
Charges: 1 count Lewd and Lascivious Exhibition (F-3)
According to the charges Josh wanted to have sex with a woman in the presence of children. I am open minded to all sorts of kink, but that one has me scratching my head. What I did find disturbing was that he worked with people aged 8 through 20 as an assistant karate instructor
. It is probably a good thing that Ninja boy is trained in self defense, since he is out on bond.
Age: 36
Charges: 1 count Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2).
Jason Was looking forward to a teenager threesome, with a woman and her 14 year-old niece. Before you just think of him as some sort of sick-o, he is old fashioned and wanted them to wear sundresses. Nothing is more wholesome than sundresses
(with nothing underneath). Jason was a cautious man and does not feel it is wise to go to a strangers home. Instead he wanted to meet at a convenience store. Convenient enough for officers to find him and arrest him. There is still no word if the officers were wearing sundresses.
Age: 23
Charges: 1 count Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2)
Javier, an employee of JetBlue Airline
, showed up ready for action. He had condoms in his pocket and was ready for take off. Unfortunately, for him, the trip had been abruptly detoured and landed him in the Polk County Jail. His one way ticket, purchased for going to meet someone he thought was 14 years old for sex. Bad flight plan, Javier. Even Bosco can’t save you on this one.
Age: 23
Charges: 1 count Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2)
Another condom-toting pervert, all ready and raring to get it on with a 13 year-old girl. I imagine that it must really be difficult to explain a few condoms
in the pocket. Young, dumb and full of really bad ideas.
Tommy Dupre
Age: 33
Charges: 1 count Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2).
Talk about awkward, imagine opening the door expecting to see the 14 year-old girl you want to have sex with, instead it is a cop. More awkward still, imagine that the cop recognizes you as his child’s little league coach
. Instead of getting a home run, this coach struck out. Thankfully he didn’t even make it to first base with a child. 
Donald Knuckles
Age: 68
Charges: 2 counts Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2); 1 count Using Computer to Seduce a Child (F-3); 1 count Lewd and Lascivious Exhibition (F-3).
Donald had a dream, something that he sought after his entire life. In his own words, "This is what I've waited a lifetime for. The opportunity to have sex with a 14-year-old girl and her mother." But he is not just some random pervert, he wanted the real deal. He wanted an ongoing relationship with the mother and daughter, not just some one night stand. He is a true romantic who only wanted to see the mother/daughter pair in see through lingerie
.
Age: 51
Charges: 2 counts Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2); 1 count Using Computer to Seduce a Child (F-3); 1 count Attempted Lewd and Lascivious Exhibition (F-3); 1 count Assault With Deadly Weapon Without Intent to Kill (F-3).
Dominick seemed to have gotten stage fright. Perhaps it was performance anxiety. It happens sometimes. Apparently, Dominick was all worked up about having sex with a 14 year-old and their mother. He had sent e-mails and phone calls to set up the meeting, but when the undercover detective came out, as “Mom”, he sped away in his truck. As the charges show, he almost struck the officer as well. Next time… try Enzyte
, just like Smiling Bob.
Age: 30
Charges: 2 counts Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2); 1 count Using Computer to Seduce a Child (F-3); 1 count Attempted Lewd and Lascivious Exhibition (F-3).
Willie spent some time, through email and phone calls, to set up a meeting with a 10 year-old girl. He showed up with candy bars
as a reward for the girl’s sexual activity. He wanted to “deflower” the child (such a nice word for rape). I’m sure it is entrapment, since the “parent” told him to bring the candy bar… oh wait… no that’s showing intent. I’m sure someone in jail will play with his “fun-sized” Watchamacallit in prison.
Age: 33
Charges: 1 count Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2)
Gregory, according to police statements, asked if he could shower with a 14 year-old girl. He had arranged to have sex with the girl as well. Now, before anyone says “That doesn’t mean he would have done anything.” He also shared with the nice undercover officer that when he was 16, he taught an 8-year-old girl how to have sex, and when he was 21, he taught a 12-year-old girl how to have sex. Perhaps these were through sex ed classes… but I doubt it. I’m sure there is some Bubba that is willing to educate him to the finer arts of prison lovin’.
Age: 44
Charges: 2 counts Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2); 1 count Using Computer to Seduce a Child (F-3); 1 count Attempted Lewd and Lascivious Exhibition (F-3).
Leon wanted to make sure that the mother and 14 year-old daughter duo was really going to be interested in him. So he took a graphic photo of himself and sent it to the undercover detectives. Leon is at least honest, he allegedly told detectives he was “here to have sex.” Well Leon, you are screwed.
Age: 44
Charges: 2 counts Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2); 1 count Using Computer to Seduce a Child (F-3); 1 count Attempted Lewd and Lascivious Exhibition (F-3).
Mark is a party animal and he brought the party with him to the bust house. He was hoping for an all night fling with a 14 year-old girl and her mother. He even brought Vodka
and Red Bull with him (whatever happened to wine and roses?) Party on Mark… Oh wait.. that’s right, you’re in jail. 
Age: 43
Charges: 2 counts Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2); 1 count Using Computer to Seduce a Child (F-3); 1 count Attempted Lewd and Lascivious Exhibition (F-3); 1 count Resisting Arrest Without Violence (M-1).
According to police, Raymond was looking forward to a mother / daughter (13 year-old) three way action, requesting that the child wear hot pink lingerie
(seriously? Hot Pink? Give me your man card). Raymond explained that he was there to hook up with the mother, not the child and stated if the “mom” pushed the child on him, he would leave. Tell yourself whatever you need to Raymond… just keep telling yourself that.
Robert Chan
Age: 38
Charges: 2 counts Traveling to Meet a Minor for Sex (F-2); 1 count Using Computer to Seduce a Child (F-3); 1 count Attempted Lewd and Lascivious Exhibition (F-3).
Robert is really just a man trying to reach out and educate children. He (allegedly) planned on teaching a 13 year-old girl how to perform sex acts. Of course, he was willing to sacrifice himself to make sure the child got the best education possible. He even brought a bag of skittles
as a reward. What an idiot, doesn’t he know that it is green M&M’s that turn the girls on?
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